A blog is what you want? A blog you shall have. First of all, what is the deal with all these myspace spammers lately. You'd think after Tom sold the company for 100 zillion dollars he'd spend a few bucks of it on trying to figure out how to stop that. Everytime I check my page there's something like, "I love this f*****g ringtone so much I wanna have sex with it all night long. I wanna impregnate this f*****g ring tone. I wanna knock up this ring tone and marry it in Vegas, then have the wedding annulled the next day. That's how f*****g excited I am about this ringtone."

I must get 1000 comments a day telling me that "size matters". Before I realized it was spam I kept looking at the picture of the person who wrote that being like, "wow. Not what I imagined coming from that person's mouth, but ok. Size is very important to him. But alas, I should not give them any more attention as that is what they seek. If you're one of the people who's clicking on there to get iphones or penis enlargement pills you're REALLY screwing it up for everybody else. I figure if the guy sells 2 bottles of penis pills a day, he can easily afford to lay back at his crib and marvel at how grand his own penis is. "No placebo's for me. I was born like this. And I'm currently banging one of the hotter ringtones in the UK.

that is all for now,
xo
Hp